New worst book ever: Derpy Dirk

Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch — A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book by Derp Sandwich


I’m going to be honest.  I did not read this book because it stirred any interest in me.  I downloaded this book because I thought my eldest step-daughter had mentioned it.  I thought it could be a bonding moment discussing the book with her, a book that only she and I had read.  Well, she did know of the series, but she had read The Dork Diaries series, not this “stuff”.

I’ve read a lot of books in my life, and my to-read list is ever growing.  Books are my crack.  Want me to be happy?  Take me to a book store.  Let me read in peace if I am just completely enthralled with a book.  Let me introvert, book-nerd in.  That said, I’ve also read some books I just don’t like: Dracula, Great Expectations, 1984, etc.  I know others really enjoy these books, and I encourage everyone to find their reading niche.  I must draw the line at this book.

DO NOT READ THIS BOOK.

I know this is not meant to be a serious book.  Even knowing that, this is the worst book I’ve ever read period.  The fact that someone got PAID to write this astounds me.  I can write better and have decided to.  If that crap can be published, then I will be one day too.  I might not ever be able to make a living from it, but I will have contributed something worthwhile to the literary world.

DO.NOT.READ.THIS.BOOK.  You will regret wasting your time on it.


Derpy Dirk and the Fight With the School Bully by the Flagpole at Lunch — A (NOT FOR KIDS) Derp Sandwich Chapter Book by Derp Sandwich

Barnes & Noble link: http://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/derpy-dirk-and-the-fight-with-the-school-bully-by-the-flagpole-at-lunch-a-derp-sandwich/1114680535?ean=2940011408267

Goodreads link: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/21601937-the-quirky-nerdy-and-entirely-original-elementary-school-adventures-of?from_search=true

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